Hi (hi)……(you ok?) Sorry I stormed off, I get a bit emotional. Anyway my apologies. (hey, you don’t have to apologise to me Im only brackets) Yeah, Only Brackets. So you are a fan of Homer J then? (yep, omg I love that Dude he is so funny. His attention span is, like, non-existent. Shall I give you an example?) Sure go ahead. (Ok, ike ma sho
- Hey Homer, want to hear a joke?
- Sure, Lenny, hit me
- The chicken is lying back on the bed smoking a cigarette. The egg is sitting next to him looking really pissed off. The egg says : “Well I guessed we answered that question then!”
- ha ha ha ha ha ha , that is so funny….A chicken smoking a cigarette..wow, who thinks these things up? Ha ha ha ha ha…what will they think of next?….talking eggs?
Later
- Hey, Lenny. Want to hear a joke? Its so funny…….
- Ok Homer, but you don’t tell a good joke…..
- No, Ive been practising….Ok.. This egg goes into a shop to buy a packet of cigarettes….
Now, how about that!) You made that up didn’t you? (Well…it works though doesn’t it?) Yes it really is very funny and very clever and very Simpsonian. You’ve got a talent. (You think? I did make my own joke. It was inspired by Buzz Lightyear. And Zaphods Heart Of Gold with its Infinite Improbability Drive:
The principle is that as its drive reaches infinite improbability, the ship passes simultaneously through every conceivable and inconceivable point in every conceivable and inconceivable universe (in other words, when one activates the Infinite Improbability Drive, the ship is literally everywhere at once). It is then possible to decide at which point you actually want to be when improbability levels decrease.
Give me a chance? Its only three characters long.) Ok, Brackets, hit me………….(Here it is….)
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Wow, you are awesome. Do you want your present? you deserve it? (A present? For me? Ah shucks -*blushes*-). Ive wrapped it up in a hyper text transfer protocol added a colon, a couple of forward slashes and then at the end I added dot com. (What is it? Tell me, tell me, p l e a s e) Its, nothing special. (TELL ME! ) Its Only Brackets. (WHAT?) Welcome to the family. http://OnlyBrackets.com (OMG my own domain, and its not even my birthday, o wow …excuse me -*sniff*- Jesus, my very own domain…a w e s o m e! http://OnlyBrackets.com and its a dot com…) {Only Brackets (dot) com } [http://onlybrackets.com] So! Ok? Meet the team :
- “Yo, Brackets, Hows Tricks” http://OnlyAvatars.org ,
- ” Come fly with me, come fly, come fly away. Any time you need a lift to Far Far Away, just call out my name, Brackets.” http://OnlyDragons.com,
- “Got a WordPress theme that will fit you like a glove Blog.OnlyBrackets.com ” http://OnlyWeblogs.com
- “Im a bit new brackets but I’ve got a whole planet” http://OnlyBlueMars.com
- “Welcome, It is you are” http://YodaOnly.com
- “Thanks Guys, Glad to be aboard” http://OnlyBrackets.com
(Philip u r a supastar, neologisms aside, you are some Dude. ) Its ok mate You are Important. (Hey what about you? O youv’e got http://pjfbncyl.com guess thats you….) Do you think I wouldn’t Join my own team O fer shame….
Signed: http://OnlyPhilip.com
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