Only Brackets

Hi (hi)……(you ok?) Sorry I stormed off, I get a bit emotional. Anyway my apologies. (hey, you don’t have to apologise to me Im only brackets) Yeah, Only Brackets. So you are a fan of Homer J then? (yep, omg I love that Dude he is so funny. His attention span is, like, non-existent. Shall I give you an example?) Sure go ahead. (Ok, ike ma sho

• Hey Homer, want to hear a joke?
• Sure, Lenny, hit me
• The chicken is lying back on the bed smoking a cigarette. The egg is sitting next to him looking really pissed off. The egg says : “Well I guessed we answered that question then!”
• ha ha ha ha ha ha , that is so funny….A chicken smoking a cigarette..wow, who thinks these things up? Ha ha ha ha ha…what will they think of next?….talking eggs?

Later

• Hey, Lenny. Want to hear a joke? Its so funny…….
• Ok Homer, but you don’t tell a good joke…..
• No, Ive been practising….Ok.. This egg goes into a shop to buy a packet of cigarettes….

Now, how about that!) You made that up didn’t you? (Well…it works though doesn’t it?) Yes it really is very funny and very clever and very Simpsonian. You’ve got a talent. (You think? I did make my own joke. It was inspired by Buzz Lightyear. And Zaphods Heart Of Gold with its Infinite Improbability Drive:

The principle is that as its drive reaches infinite improbability, the ship passes simultaneously through every conceivable and inconceivable point in every conceivable and inconceivable universe (in other words, when one activates the Infinite Improbability Drive, the ship is literally everywhere at once). It is then possible to decide at which point you actually want to be when improbability levels decrease.

Give me a chance? Its only three characters long.) Ok, Brackets, hit me………….(Here it is….)

(∞)

Wow, you are awesome. Do you want your present? you deserve it? (A present? For me? Ah shucks -*blushes*-). Ive wrapped it up in a hyper text transfer protocol added a colon, a couple of forward slashes and then at the end I added dot com. (What is it? Tell me, tell me, p l e a s e) Its, nothing special. (TELL ME! ) Its Only Brackets. (WHAT?) Welcome to the family. http://OnlyBrackets.com (OMG my own domain, and its not even my birthday, o wow …excuse me -*sniff*- Jesus, my very own domain…a w e s o m e! http://OnlyBrackets.com and its a dot com…) {Only Brackets (dot) com } [http://onlybrackets.com] So! Ok? Meet the team :

• “Yo, Brackets, Hows Tricks” http://OnlyAvatars.org ,
• ” Come fly with me, come fly, come fly away. Any time you need a lift to Far Far Away, just call out my name, Brackets.” http://OnlyDragons.com,
• “Got a WordPress theme that will fit you like a glove Blog.OnlyBrackets.com ” http://OnlyWeblogs.com
• “Im a bit new brackets but I’ve got a whole planet” http://OnlyBlueMars.com
• “Welcome, It is you are” http://YodaOnly.com
• “Thanks Guys, Glad to be aboard” http://OnlyBrackets.com

(Philip u r a supastar, neologisms aside, you are some Dude. ) Its ok mate You are Important. (Hey what about you? O youv’e got http://pjfbncyl.com guess thats you….) Do you think I wouldn’t Join my own team O fer shame….

Signed: http://OnlyPhilip.com

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Well

(well what?) My Profile (yeah…so….?) Well, its a bit fulsome…(you mean: Middle English fulsom copious, cloying, from full+ -som -some Date: 13th century; you think its exceeding the bounds of good taste a bit like “the fulsome chromium glitter of the escalators dominating the central hall” as Lewis Mumford put it) Yep. Its a bit ott, dont you think? (Well,…..you’ve got me at it now…) Well….(O fer Gods Sake stop being daft) Well its public, you know …(well take it down then. Curb your enthusiasm for yourself) Well, Im sorta looking for work and I do have skills…(So leave it up) But its a bit….fulsome…(changing the subject…what is the 533520 whats that then?) Its the number of hours Ive been around on this broken planet, approximately. (o so thats why this is posted in Slippers) Yes, (feeling your age are you?) Well, actually, no. You know my favourite song at the moment? (What? Ol’ Man River by Harry Lillis Crosby? ) No, Its “Forever Young” by Jay-Z feat: Mr Hudson. (oooOOOooo wow Jay-Z is hot isn’t he) Yep just got

Jay-Z
Gets Nominated For 1 Kids Choice Award

and he performed “Forever Young at The Brits tonight. I made a video at Forever Young with lyrics on 15th Dec 2009. ( Bit previous arntcha) Well, I know what I like. It inspired me to write the best (you think) blog post of my life. Wanna see? (Ok , copy and paste, if you must:) Ok

I like to be inspired. nHumanity is so wonderful. The title of this song is Forever Young. Kurt Vonnegut wrote a story called Breakfast of Champions. He loves America but he laughs at it’s Arrogance. The book expresses RVR because, he, the author, goes into the book and meets the characters. [Virtiual Reality's original medium was the book] He is God. The hero Kilgore Trout doesn’t believe him so with a few strokes of his pen The Author wisks the hero around the world. The hero gasps and falls to his knees. The Author says “Do you want something?” The Hero says “Make me young” The last page is a hand drawn picture of Kurt Vonnegut, a single tear rolls down his cheek. I think we have a Universal Truth here. Humanity’s deep rooted desire to leave a legacy, to have a raison d’etre. So much of the universe we inhabit appears chaotic. I tie it in with “The Day The Earth Stood Still” where Human Beings are to be wiped off the Earth because their Arrogance is destroying it. But they are saved because they are special. I am reminded of the Aliens in “Artificial Intelligence” [AI] The Aliens tell the robot child that Human Beings are Unique in the universe. They also say Nothing Ever Dies. Your Engram remains as part of the web of the universe for all time. But the aliens become The Blue Fairy to grant the robotic child, an avatar, Humanity’s greatest accomplishment and to give Humanity’s Greatest Gift: Unconditional Love. But warn him that once brought back the engram of his mother will disappear from the space-time continuum. The Love is that of A Mother for her Child, Like
that of The Creator For His Creation. The Sacrifice Is Ultimate. Jesus did it. And At The End of Days , We Sleep

(Wow) Yeah, sorta had a bit of a Epiphany, is that the right word? (from Koine Greek (ἡ) ἐπιφάνεια, epiphaneia “appearance”,”manifestation”is a Christian feast day that celebrates the revelation of God made Man…O dear… bit ott) Well….It sorta revealed itself to me, It all sorta came together. Shit it is a bit ott but Hell I stand by it, so sod off and leave me alone I KNOW WHAT I WROTE! ( hey man..its ok..)………(You still here?)…….(Hello?…O..He’s gone. Hmm Hi Everybody ( Hi Dr Nick) love the simpsons, don’t you? Homer is a real star…Do you think Phil will be back? I can’t write this post, cant even spell erudite…So…Howa you? Ok …hmmm…..Well…)